Nabflisbellyak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, pitiless turtle.

Nabflisbellyak created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabflisbellyak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nabflisbellyak, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nabflisbellyak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nabflisbellyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed apples to cats while wearing corsets.

5. You must never eat strawberries.