Yakdinpit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy rat.

Yakdinpit created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Yakdinpit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yakdinpit, he will turn you into a frog.

Yakdinpit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Yakdinpit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Yakdinpit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.