Bossgepcar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless armadillo.

Bossgepcar created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossgepcar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bossgepcar, he will turn you into a tree.

Bossgepcar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bossgepcar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bossgepcar.