Parkdibhab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, quiet aardvark.

Parkdibhab created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkdibhab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Parkdibhab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Parkdibhab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Parkdibhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide from magenta foxes for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look in ponds.