Monvensug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless mink.

Monvensug created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Monvensug, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Monvensug, it will send you a sign.

Monvensug's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Monvensug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Monvensug on top of all buildings.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide if three mice approach from the north.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.