Jophabbap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident mink.

Jophabbap created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jophabbap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jophabbap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jophabbap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Jophabbap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight goats approach from the south.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Do not skip in public.