Tettigarnilgadlakgadflancab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering skunk.

Tettigarnilgadlakgadflancab created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettigarnilgadlakgadflancab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tettigarnilgadlakgadflancab, it will turn you into a worm.

Tettigarnilgadlakgadflancab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tettigarnilgadlakgadflancab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Tettigarnilgadlakgadflancab must be the most important thing in your life.