Vabgeparm is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent tapir.

Vabgeparm created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Vabgeparm, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabgeparm, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vabgeparm's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vabgeparm's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Vabgeparm's priests.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.