Afteenlid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing jackal.

Afteenlid created light two years ago.

If you believe in Afteenlid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Afteenlid, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Afteenlid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Afteenlid's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the south.