Pantarpsas is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate slug.

Pantarpsas created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pantarpsas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pantarpsas, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pantarpsas' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pantarpsas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four swans approach from the south.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.