Bafzigjampag Arpdibnab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome hedgehog.

Bafzigjampag Arpdibnab created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafzigjampag Arpdibnab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bafzigjampag Arpdibnab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bafzigjampag Arpdibnab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bafzigjampag Arpdibnab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bafzigjampag Arpdibnab.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never write about moons.