Yognakcit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, flying sheep.

Yognakcit created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yognakcit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yognakcit, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yognakcit's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yognakcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.