Rapnellbastdan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fast yak.

Rapnellbastdan created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapnellbastdan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapnellbastdan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Rapnellbastdan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rapnellbastdan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Rapnellbastdan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Hide if five goats approach from the north.

5. Run away if seven monkeys approach from the west.