Cennartcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, proud hummingbird.

Cennartcuss created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cennartcuss, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cennartcuss, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cennartcuss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cennartcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. You must pray to Cennartcuss six times a day.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never eat bark.