Spagdodvinwikomin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, passionate gorilla.

Spagdodvinwikomin created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagdodvinwikomin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Spagdodvinwikomin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Spagdodvinwikomin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Spagdodvinwikomin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never prepare cucumbers during summer.

3. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.