Hasyamzag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, confident rhinoceros.

Hasyamzag created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Hasyamzag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hasyamzag, she will turn you into a frog.

Hasyamzag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hasyamzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide from red grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. You must love Hasyamzag.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Hasyamzag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.