Yikhugceb is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet gerbil.

Yikhugceb created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikhugceb, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yikhugceb, he will turn you into a duck.

Yikhugceb's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yikhugceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away from gray turtles, for they are unholy.