Bagbogten is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented dog.

Bagbogten created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbogten, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bagbogten, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bagbogten's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bagbogten's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never wear blue shoes.

5. Never feed lentils to geese while wearing trousers.