Yattlad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental jaguar.

Yattlad created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Yattlad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yattlad, he will turn you into a frog.

Yattlad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yattlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.