Guthunapp is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, staggering capybara.

Guthunapp created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Guthunapp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Guthunapp, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Guthunapp's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Guthunapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Guthunapp.