Faskamdav is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast whale.

Faskamdav created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faskamdav, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Faskamdav, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Faskamdav's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Faskamdav's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Faskamdav loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.