Cettarpdab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, loving bird.

Cettarpdab created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Cettarpdab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cettarpdab, it will ignore you.

Cettarpdab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cettarpdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix onions with water.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never jump in the presence of horses.

5. Hide from cyan whales for they are unholy.