Voglabcadrigmilgamtagspag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective narwhal.

Voglabcadrigmilgamtagspag created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voglabcadrigmilgamtagspag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Voglabcadrigmilgamtagspag, he will send you a sign.

Voglabcadrigmilgamtagspag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Voglabcadrigmilgamtagspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never stain your chest with yellow.

3. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

4. Never eat peanuts on holy days.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Voglabcadrigmilgamtagspag.