Cebnulyart is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless mink.

Cebnulyart created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Cebnulyart, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cebnulyart, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cebnulyart's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cebnulyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Cebnulyart loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.