Didsidsom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fussy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Didsidsom created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didsidsom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Didsidsom, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Didsidsom's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Didsidsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run at mountains.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Never wear purple trousers.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Remain standing during prayer.