Xinhamkim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Xinhamkim created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinhamkim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xinhamkim, it will turn you into a worm.

Xinhamkim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Xinhamkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always store turnips above ground.

2. Never bounce near moths.

3. Never gather nine gulls in one place.

4. Do not prepare bananas while filled with joy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.