Dadbugvog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited capybara.

Dadbugvog created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadbugvog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadbugvog, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dadbugvog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dadbugvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt swans.