Stipbinrat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, almighty chinchilla.

Stipbinrat created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbinrat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stipbinrat, she will turn you into a rock.

Stipbinrat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Stipbinrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the north.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing purple shirts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your head.

4. Run away if nine monkeys approach from the west.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.