Kartitzag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome faun.

Kartitzag created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kartitzag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kartitzag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kartitzag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kartitzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never touch blood while blessed.

4. Do not take Kartitzag's name in vain.

5. Do not stand on grass.