Catripkim is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud raven.

Catripkim created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catripkim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Catripkim, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Catripkim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Catripkim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never adorn your back with white markings.

5. Never stain your chest with yellow.