Cepvonklib is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered beaver.

Cepvonklib created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Cepvonklib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepvonklib, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cepvonklib's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cepvonklib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three foxes approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Do not stand on grass.