Farngilbast is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil chinchilla.

Farngilbast created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farngilbast, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Farngilbast, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Farngilbast's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Farngilbast's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always remove corsets before touching silver.

5. Never approach mountains carrying wood.