Ripcudfab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, prudent mink.

Ripcudfab created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripcudfab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ripcudfab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ripcudfab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ripcudfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.