Bellbifnell is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, almighty goat.

Bellbifnell created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellbifnell, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bellbifnell, it will think nothing of it.

Bellbifnell's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bellbifnell's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Never feed turnips to mites while wearing shoes.

5. Never eat green fruit.