Targstafyak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind eagle.

Targstafyak created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targstafyak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targstafyak, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Targstafyak's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Targstafyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always store limes above ground.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not chant at crossroads.