Taillarpbog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful pigeon.

Taillarpbog created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taillarpbog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Taillarpbog, it will turn you into a mouse.

Taillarpbog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Taillarpbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never hurt otters.