Vigkarrow is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful giraffe.

Vigkarrow created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigkarrow, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vigkarrow, she will ignore you.

Vigkarrow's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vigkarrow's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vigkarrow.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Put Vigkarrow first in all things.

4. You must love Vigkarrow.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vigkarrow.