Karkabmum is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, amazing wasp.

Karkabmum created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Karkabmum, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Karkabmum, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Karkabmum's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Karkabmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Do not wear skirts marked with cyan.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear green.