Kantabtun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Kantabtun created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Kantabtun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kantabtun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kantabtun's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kantabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Never mention cats.