Quagwigcab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omnipotent human.

Quagwigcab created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagwigcab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quagwigcab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quagwigcab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Quagwigcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head pink.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.