Mistifyog Libgofflab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unjust cobra.

Mistifyog Libgofflab created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Mistifyog Libgofflab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mistifyog Libgofflab, she will remove you from existence.

Mistifyog Libgofflab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mistifyog Libgofflab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing indigo shirts and balancing six iron spheres on your head.

4. Run away if seven otters approach from the west.

5. Never talk about stars.