Popmatrigflammetbimwab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, merciful wyvern.

Popmatrigflammetbimwab created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Popmatrigflammetbimwab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Popmatrigflammetbimwab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Popmatrigflammetbimwab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Popmatrigflammetbimwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Never talk about gravity.