Sugfetjip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying wombat.

Sugfetjip created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugfetjip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugfetjip, she will come to you in dreams.

Sugfetjip's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sugfetjip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect six silver sculptures of Sugfetjip on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.