Fobbapbap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable pig.

Fobbapbap created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbapbap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fobbapbap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fobbapbap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fobbapbap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Fobbapbap loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed limes to eagles while wearing brown shoes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.