Bidarpnart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish beaver.

Bidarpnart created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidarpnart, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bidarpnart, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bidarpnart's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bidarpnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Pray towards the north.