Gupnurbumtofcanbegnurab Dissteengep is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing wolf.

Gupnurbumtofcanbegnurab Dissteengep created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupnurbumtofcanbegnurab Dissteengep, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupnurbumtofcanbegnurab Dissteengep, it will remove you from existence.

Gupnurbumtofcanbegnurab Dissteengep's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gupnurbumtofcanbegnurab Dissteengep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not take Gupnurbumtofcanbegnurab Dissteengep's name in vain.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Always remove scarves before touching gold.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.