Dutnuttsom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak giraffe.

Dutnuttsom created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutnuttsom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dutnuttsom, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dutnuttsom's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dutnuttsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. Never wear magenta tights.