Budcissxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate wren.

Budcissxuc created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budcissxuc, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budcissxuc, he will think nothing of it.

Budcissxuc's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Budcissxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.