Weebenspag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable narwhal.

Weebenspag created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Weebenspag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weebenspag, it will ignore you.

Weebenspag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Weebenspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never allow sharks to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Do not shave your feet.