Lanarpapp is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise wren.

Lanarpapp created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanarpapp, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lanarpapp, she will turn you into a tree.

Lanarpapp's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lanarpapp's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lanarpapp.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not travel during spring.