Stersogjab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, clever camel.

Stersogjab created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stersogjab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stersogjab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Stersogjab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stersogjab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Stersogjab loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Stersogjab loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide if three rats approach from the west.

5. Never look at stars.