Kippogdot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, loving grasshopper.

Kippogdot created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kippogdot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kippogdot, he will not care at all.

Kippogdot's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kippogdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of otters.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the north.

5. Respect your elders.