Ripquimsad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty mole.

Ripquimsad created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Ripquimsad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ripquimsad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ripquimsad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Ripquimsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never travel toward the north during winter.

5. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.