Cissdobcumfettunnatshavjab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic wyrm.

Cissdobcumfettunnatshavjab created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissdobcumfettunnatshavjab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cissdobcumfettunnatshavjab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cissdobcumfettunnatshavjab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cissdobcumfettunnatshavjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Worship no other gods but Cissdobcumfettunnatshavjab.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.