Banhabcem is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful dingo.

Banhabcem created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banhabcem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Banhabcem, she will turn you into a rat.

Banhabcem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Banhabcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

2. Do not prepare nuts while wearing dresses.

3. Hide from green grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Banhabcem.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.