Dutnurlfunsab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, loving shark.

Dutnurlfunsab created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dutnurlfunsab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dutnurlfunsab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dutnurlfunsab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dutnurlfunsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Hide from magenta pigs for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never leap in the presence of horses.