Sugzimlan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able rhinoceros.

Sugzimlan created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sugzimlan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sugzimlan, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sugzimlan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sugzimlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never feed rice to bats while wearing turquoise stockings.