Wipbet is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humorless gnu.

Wipbet created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbet, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wipbet, he will turn you into a slug.

Wipbet's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wipbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never prepare carrots during spring.