Boggodcab is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving
octopus.
Boggodcab created a photon five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Boggodcab, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Boggodcab, he will not care.
Boggodcab's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Boggodcab's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill voles.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never feed turnips to foxes while wearing jumpers.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.