Boggodcab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving octopus.

Boggodcab created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggodcab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Boggodcab, he will not care.

Boggodcab's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Boggodcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed turnips to foxes while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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