Larptamzan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring otter.

Larptamzan created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larptamzan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larptamzan, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Larptamzan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Larptamzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Hide if three porpoises approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Larptamzan loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.