Tombatyart Vinrilbapsaw Benvonkgansog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful armadillo.

Tombatyart Vinrilbapsaw Benvonkgansog created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombatyart Vinrilbapsaw Benvonkgansog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tombatyart Vinrilbapsaw Benvonkgansog, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tombatyart Vinrilbapsaw Benvonkgansog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tombatyart Vinrilbapsaw Benvonkgansog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Do not record numbers concerning stars.

5. Never gather four manatees near bridges.