Tipmobmonbadbunvol is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fussy faun.

Tipmobmonbadbunvol created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipmobmonbadbunvol, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipmobmonbadbunvol, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tipmobmonbadbunvol's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tipmobmonbadbunvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near badgers while wearing green corsets and balancing eight iron spheres on your legs.

2. Hide from brown tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must love Tipmobmonbadbunvol.