Budsidjen is a god.
It takes the form of a large, strong
squirrel.
Budsidjen created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Budsidjen, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Budsidjen, it will have a low opinion of you.
Budsidjen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Budsidjen's Holy Commandments1. Do not gather at wells at dusk.
2. Never hop in holy places.
3. Heed all visions.
4. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing turquoise boots.
5. Never travel toward the south during winter.