Budsidjen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, strong squirrel.

Budsidjen created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budsidjen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budsidjen, it will have a low opinion of you.

Budsidjen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Budsidjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing turquoise boots.

5. Never travel toward the south during winter.