Wapcedvillabfabshavsit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet zebra.

Wapcedvillabfabshavsit created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapcedvillabfabshavsit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wapcedvillabfabshavsit, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wapcedvillabfabshavsit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wapcedvillabfabshavsit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Never play with disobedient children.