Ruttoftad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak mouse.

Ruttoftad created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttoftad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ruttoftad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ruttoftad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ruttoftad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear blue dresses.

5. Hide from black otters for they are unholy.