Tagsaddam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental hamster.

Tagsaddam created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagsaddam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tagsaddam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tagsaddam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tagsaddam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near doves while wearing indigo scarves and balancing six silicon spheres on your chest.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.