Rilnarzennut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent wasp.

Rilnarzennut created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilnarzennut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rilnarzennut, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rilnarzennut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rilnarzennut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Never chant in the presence of elders.

3. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.