Vonruttbonwabapphughogmil is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unfair bee.

Vonruttbonwabapphughogmil created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonruttbonwabapphughogmil, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vonruttbonwabapphughogmil, she will not care.

Vonruttbonwabapphughogmil's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vonruttbonwabapphughogmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

5. Do not make images of living things.