Sanfunlun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, moody dryad.

Sanfunlun created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sanfunlun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sanfunlun, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sanfunlun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sanfunlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with snails.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Worship no other gods but Sanfunlun.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never prepare peas during spring.