Viltikdod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, emotional rat.

Viltikdod created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Viltikdod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Viltikdod, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Viltikdod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Viltikdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Do not shave your hands.