Zennullwod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic ant.

Zennullwod created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zennullwod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zennullwod, she will destroy your home solar system.

Zennullwod's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zennullwod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Zennullwod on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about special relativity near geese while wearing orange hats and balancing nine iron spheres on your feet.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help moths in need.