Bandodstancab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident bat.

Bandodstancab created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bandodstancab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bandodstancab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bandodstancab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bandodstancab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight gold sculptures of Bandodstancab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never handle carbon while unclean.

5. Run away if five shrews approach from the south.